Peddletones and Poppycock
Last night my Lord returned from the wars and pleasured me twice with his boots on.

jackblogguy:

if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette 

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

mazarinedrake:

"I’ll take a potato chip…AND EAT IT!!!!"

instagrandrna:

is this from that frozen movie everyone is talking about?

life-is-a-constant-crescendo:

vikingpussy:

Slurs are not just “bad words”. They’re part of systemic dehumanization of entire groups of people who are and have historically been subjugated and hated just for being alive.

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supermoclel:

velcro is such a rip off

tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole 

thank you

what she said: nothing's wrong
what she meant: international proletarian revolution