Last night my Lord returned from the wars and pleasured me twice with his boots on.
Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"