Peddletones and Poppycock
Last night my Lord returned from the wars and pleasured me twice with his boots on.

victorvigny:

Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.

neptunain:

the true meaning of espn

sunglasessemoji:

The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and

osanzo:

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

theonion:

Deformed Freak Born Without Penis

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

condescetier:

my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes

"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"