Peddletones and Poppycock
Last night my Lord returned from the wars and pleasured me twice with his boots on.

 

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

juilan:

The Fault in Our Czars: The Execution of the Romanov Family

tastefullyoffensive:

If celebrities resembled their worst fan art. [x]

frenums:

WHAT THE FUCK DID U EXPECT ME TO SAY IF WE BOTH LIKE COOL